Texas/Rice

Park the Golf in the Yellow Cash Lot - only $20!	Pass the bubble & head to the bridge over Kirby
Pick up lower section seats on the 2 yd line, 10 rows up	Sit within smelling distance of Bevo XIV
Marching Owl Band plays The Star Spangled Banner	The cheerleaders lead the Texas football team out
The Longhorns, in visitor white, rush the field	Stop at the far endzone for a prayer
Rice cheerleaders lead the home team out	Rice Owls, in solid navy, rush the field
McGuffie takes the ball 4yds on the 1st play	McHargue calls the signals with McGuffie back left
Kitchens drops a TD pass nullified by offsetting penalties	McGuffie doubles back and loses 7 yds (this ain't CyFair)
McHargue gets sacked so Rice settles for the FG, go up 3-0	Rice kickoffs go to the 30yd line all day, Jones returns
Gilberts 1st snap as starter, handoff for 1 yd rushing	Johnson picks up 18 on the 2nd play, 1st down!
Rice stops Texas on four straight rushes from the 4yd line	A Rice INT & a loss of 7yds after 3 plays, UT makes it 3-3
Rice drives to the UT 30 and misses a 48yd FG	Newton rushes 11yds to the Rice 10yd line, 1st down!
Newton picks up 4 & 5 yds on 1st & 2nd down	Texas has looked feeble the last two possessions
Time to punch it in! Gilbert hands-off to Newton	Who scores Texas' first TD of the season, UT up 10-3
A Rice QB sack/fumble return for TD, then a 3 & out next possession, has UT on the 1 after a 31yd pass to Chiles
Newton punches it in for the TD, Texas up 24-3	Kitchens catches a deflected 47yd pass for a Rice TD
Bevo XIV finds David in the crowd, only at Reliant Stadium	Longhorn Band takes the field first
Bevo carefully watches the Rice Band as they go by	The MOB makes fun of UT TV station in their skit
The MOB's skit has Bevo trying to pick a mate (from fellow TX teams) like on The Bachelor (it never makes sense)
Of course Bevo, picks Reveille (TV antenna in background)	Thank goodness, the football team reenters the field
Rice avoids the speedsters & kick to the 31, Jones returns	1st play of 2nd half, Johnson rushes 6yds to the Rice 44
Newton picks up 9yds in 3 carries on UT's 2nd possession	Gold's 1st punt of the game with 9mins left in the 3rd
3rd drive sputters after a 47 yd pass to Williams	Tucker misses a 44yd FG from the Rice 27yd line
Texans' Jacoby Jones's shirt is 2nd most obnoxious here	Goodwin takes a 16yd pass to the Rice 2yd line
Newton pushes in his 3rd TD of the day, UT up 31-10	Goodwin rushes 19yds to the Rice 34yd line
Tucker hits a 26yd FG from the Rice 8, UT up 34-10	Bevo shows off his grand champion colors
Case McCoy's first collegiate snap, with 5:47 left to play	Rice subs come in, sophomore QB Cook plays a series
McGuffie watches from the sidelines on Rice's final drive	Texas fumbles a punt, Rice punches it in 3 plays, 34-17
Rice cheerleaders celebrate the late score	UT runs out the clock with a final a rush
Both teams meet at midfield and shake hands for a game well played
Texas won but Rice played them tough	Former Longhorn, current Texan Kasey Studdard poses
The team finds the corner with the Longhorn Band . . .	. . . and the Longhorn faithful sing The Eyes of Texas

Texas vs. Rice at Reliant Stadium - September 4th, 2010