NYC Apartment

Let's investigate a typical NYC apartment	A breath-taking three story stroll up
The hallway is half the square feet	Comfortable living room with two couches and TV
The fireplace and reading area near a window	Nice spacious kitchen
Door can't open when toilet in use	I sense someone coming, time to hit the road!
Fling open the fire escape guard	Hit the stairs and make my escape
Back on the street the owner enters blissfully unaware	Howdy neighbor.   How about them Mets?

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